Valentine’s Day is not a holiday for guys. For us it’s a game.
We don’t care what we get or anything like that, we just want to get the perfect gift for our lady. If you get the perfect gift, you have one day to reap the benefits, whatever they may be. After that day, life goes back to normal.
If we get the wrong gift, it’s almost worth it to break up until she has cooled down. That is a non-stop barrage of hate until you get her something unbelievably expensive and dumb.
Why is Valentine’s Day so close to Christmas? Men need a chance to recuperate after spending so much money on their significant others. A woman should not expect to get something with diamonds on it or any other expensive stones. A man can’t afford that after spending money on Christmas presents.
Many guys do the famous “dump her for a day” technique. That is where you dump a girl the day before Valentine’s Day and get back with her after that. I must inject a warning here: WOMEN TALK TO OTHER WOMEN. A guy who dumps for profit might never get another girl to talk to him.
However, for some single guys, Valentine’s Day is heaven. Every girl secretly, or not-so-secretly, wants a Valentine, and that means their standards are lower. Some single guys realize this and prepare to ask every girl they ever found attractive to go out with them. Other men just don’t care, in which case they will go home and play Call of Duty just like every other day. Most guys who are single will fall into this category. Nothing beats being alone like shooting at some strangers over the Internet.Occasionally these guys might be lonely for some more attractive companions than the other guys on their headsets, and that is why they need to learn to play “the Valentine’s game”.
Seriously, when I try to think “if I had a girlfriend what would I get her”, its a swirling black cloud. No guy immediately knows what their girlfriend wants. So you ladies need to tell us.
By the way, why are the majority of Valentine’s Day gifts going to women anyway? Why do guys have to get gifts for girls but girls don’t have to reciprocate? I promise you, any man would appreciate chocolate. It doesn’t matter what shape the box is, it could be in a ferret-shaped box, we don’t care. We just want candy. More importantly, I want candy. If you feel like buying chocolate, but you don’t have anyone to give it to, remember me.
Valentine’s Day is the day that you go to Walmart and hide some candy behind shampoo bottles because the next day it will be on sale. Basically, any way a guy can take advantage of the system thanks to Valentine’s Day, he will.