>——–> All eyes on me when I walk in…just kidding. I usually blend in.

I like to shoot people…mainly seniors. My weapon of choice is a black Canon camera. Contact me if you want me to shoot you. Okay? Okay.

I fell in love with food the way you fall asleep, slowly…then all at once. Then I gain weight.

I believe unordinary acts of bravery or stupidity.

So here’s my life in a nutshell. Nutshell (my life) nutshell.

I like to drown myself occasionally, but don’t worry, I come up for breath every now and then. I play swimming…sometimes…when I feel like it, or when Coach Sage tells me to.

T-th-th-th-th-th-that’s all folks!